im a terribly slow reader
medicatedddreams: The Vatican has decided Yoga is satanic. And now a word from the Chief Exorcist Gabriele Amorth: “Practising yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter.” I can’t make this shit up beep beep article here.
sara-and-company replied to your post: etsy/listing/81163834/romantic-flower-crown-in-ivory-yellow You should make me this for Christmas and I will wear it everyday like the best princess of them all. Because the gods hate me. no but really it is because the flowers are made with silk?
my mom: denim cut off shorts are gay
me: so is your son
sara-and-company-deactivated201 asked: etsy/listing/81163834/romantic-flower-crown-in-ivory-yellow You should make me this for Christmas and I will wear it everyday like the best princess of them all.
I had the funniest conversation yesterday.
theressomelivesyoulive: Some girl texted me thinking I was some boy named Austin. I replied back with “We’re over.” she flipped out. LULZ4DAIZ.
I just need to marry a rich man and I'm set.
parkhyuna: ….. fml
rewindtheimage: Some dude just asked his wife for permission to use the restroom
Burnt my hair again （；￣ェ￣）
I burnt my hair lighting a smoke (｡-_-｡)
i dont think i ever be able to handle being a...
i wouldn’t be able to handle doing graduation every year. with the kids i thought over 4 years now leaving, every year! it just sounds sad